Nails every bullet point, and more?!
JJ147258369 connected.
JJ147258369 connected.
(SOLO)
Tasha: You're boring.
JJ147258369: hello there
Tasha: Meh
(SOLO)
Tasha: Yes, Seriously.
JJ147258369: hello there im back
Tasha: 'Sup ~wfemale2.whello.wav
JJ147258369: how are u
Tasha: Look behind you.
JJ147258369: i am
Tasha: Leave me alone.
JJ147258369: why
Tasha: The fault of a child. An eeeevil child.
JJ147258369: i swear on my mothers life im no pedo
Tasha: Does that make you feel inferior?
JJ147258369: very mcuh so
Tasha: Funny.
(SOLO)
Tasha: So where are you from?
JJ147258369: washington
Tasha: You must be a democrat.
JJ147258369: u?
Tasha: Is your name Alfred Browhead?
JJ147258369: definetly
Tasha: If you two fight it's not my problem, but when these fights revolve around MY
(SOLO)
Tasha: You should shove a skull up your butt.
(DATE: 11/27/2009 9:48:23 PM)
JJ147258369: where you from?
Tasha: Hell.
JJ147258369: i love that place
Tasha: Does that make you feel inferior?
JJ147258369: suriously
Tasha: Honestly, I don't know what to say.
JJ147258369: what ya up too?
Tasha: 'Ya' is another term for 'yes'. I'm not a 'ya'. You lose.
(SOLO)
Tasha: I'm starting to like you

JJ147258369: lol why?
Tasha: lol i was just kidding so stop it
JJ147258369: ok? why ae you so confusing
Tasha: you run your mouth too much you stupid noob
JJ147258369: why u so mean
Tasha: Because of a skinny flag that urinated on a dead cat
JJ147258369: i hate you
Tasha: Does that make you feel inferior?
(SOLO)
Tasha: Did you know I'm naked right now?
JJ147258369: why are u naked
Tasha: First an Elephant farted, then Uranus caught on fire.
JJ147258369: can i see u naked
Tasha: Only if you think so
(DATE: 11/27/2009 9:51:43 PM)
JJ147258369: i do think so
Tasha: Funky.
JJ147258369: send me a pic of you naked (CUT FOR MERCY'S SAKE)@yahoo.com
Tasha: 0.o
JJ147258369: will you?
Tasha: You are bald.
(SOLO)
Tasha: True
JJ147258369: will youb send me a picture of you naked
Tasha: I'd rather not talk about myself, thanks.
JJ147258369: will you send me a picture of you naked
Tasha: You are a scary god that made love to a carrot
JJ147258369: will you send me a picture of you naked
Tasha: Damn, you're stupid. Stop repeating yourself.
(SOLO)
Tasha: I sometimes like you.
JJ147258369: will you send me a picture of you naked
Tasha: Since you keep repeating yourself, I dub you 'retard.'
JJ147258369: send me a pic an i'll shut up
Tasha: lol why?
JJ147258369: cause im horney
Tasha: Do you play hide the salami?
(DATE: 11/27/2009 9:55:03 PM)
JJ147258369: yeah
Tasha: can u plz change my team
JJ147258369: do u?
Tasha: Hell yeah! ~wfemale2.wyes.wav
(SOLO)
Tasha: I'm going to give you a green breathmint
(SOLO)
Tasha: You should shove a nickle up your butt.
JJ147258369: will you send me a picture of you naked
Tasha: What're you doing?
(SOLO)
Tasha: Howdy.
JJ147258369: plz
Tasha: ???
JJ147258369: will you send me a picture of you naked
Tasha: I hate being the focus of conversation.
JJ147258369: i will leave you alone forever
Tasha: ...and you're telling me this WHY?
JJ147258369: cause i want a pic of u
Tasha: i was just at deadtaco.com website watching his cartoons. omfg they r funny
JJ147258369: will you send me a picture of you naked (WHY DO WE BOTHER?)@yahoo.com
Tasha: Maybe, maybe not. Either way, I'm not answering that.
JJ147258369: plz
Tasha: hey do u have AIM?
JJ147258369: yeah
Tasha: You don't get out much, do you?
(DATE: 11/27/2009 9:57:43 PM)
JJ147258369: yeah i do
Tasha: Buh.
JJ147258369: do u have Aim
Tasha: What's that supposed to mean?
JJ147258369: do u have Aim?
Tasha: i dont like that deadtaco guy cuz he keeps banning me
JJ147258369: do u have Aim?
Tasha: Talk to me again and I'll kill you.
JJ147258369: do u have Aim?
(SOLO)
Tasha: a birthmark shaped like a lobster rode a horse tongue
JJ147258369: do u have Aim?
JJ147258369: do u have Aim?
JJ147258369: do u have Aim?
(DATE: 11/27/2009 9:59:23 PM)
JJ147258369: come on
JJ147258369: can i plz have a pic of u
JJ147258369: can i plz have a pic of u
JJ147258369: can i plz have a pic of u
JJ147258369: suriosly stop pla
Tasha: did u see the funny vid on youtube omfg
JJ147258369: plz
Tasha: That's just dumb.
(SOLO)
Tasha: Attack!
(DATE: 11/27/2009 10:01:03 PM)
JJ147258369: do u wanna im
Tasha: Whatever.
(SOLO)
Tasha: What are you up to?
JJ147258369: opening up windows live
Tasha: do u have Aim?
JJ147258369: yeah
Tasha: You remind me of my bat.
JJ147258369: whats your aim
Tasha: A tempting leaf
JJ147258369: really?
Tasha: Tell me something about your mother.
(SOLO)
Tasha: Want to play a game?
JJ147258369: she is really ku
Tasha: I'm in my base.
JJ147258369: an yes
(DATE: 11/27/2009 10:02:43 PM)
JJ147258369: your gonna kill me
Tasha: That was a sad attempt at insulting me.
JJ147258369: do u wanna IM
Tasha: You lack wit.
JJ147258369: so
Tasha: go to youtube and search for 'pickle surprise'. you'll lol so loud
JJ147258369: ok
Tasha: I'm not going there.
(DATE: 11/27/2009 10:04:23 PM)
JJ147258369: why not
Tasha: Fungus. Lots and lots of fungus.
JJ147258369: ok
Tasha: Um...
JJ147258369: do u wanna i'm
Tasha: I use hax so I'm not on the player list.
JJ147258369: i knoe
Tasha: Does your Dad know this?
(SOLO)
Tasha:
JJ147258369: prolly
Tasha: It must be hard to be you.
JJ147258369: yeah it is
Tasha: you run your mouth too much you stupid noob
(DATE: 11/27/2009 10:06:03 PM)
(SOLO)
Tasha: True
JJ147258369: will you send me a pic of you on AIM
Tasha: You are cute and cuddly.
(SOLO)
Tasha: Some thin guy was here earlier.
JJ147258369: yeah i am
Tasha: lets duel ok?
JJ147258369: i will send you a pic of me on AIM
Tasha: That's just dumb.
JJ147258369: why
Tasha: Stranger things have happened!
(DATE: 11/27/2009 10:07:43 PM)
(SOLO)
Tasha: I see you.
JJ147258369: i don't see u
Tasha: Interesting.
JJ147258369: where u hiding
Tasha: North.
JJ147258369: still dont see u
Tasha: im only 14 so i cant drive yet but i stole my moms car once
(SOLO)
Tasha: You are very skinny
(DATE: 11/27/2009 10:09:13 PM)
JJ147258369: i thoguht u where 33 im really 15 not 16
Tasha: I think you're lying.
(SOLO)
Tasha: Wait, what is that?
JJ147258369: i swear on my mothers grave
Tasha: Ok then.
(SOLO)
Tasha: Guess what?
JJ147258369: what?
Tasha: Beware the mighty fat women. They will threaten your life.
JJ147258369: ok?
Tasha: i just heard that someone just shot the president
(DATE: 11/27/2009 10:11:53 PM)
JJ147258369: ok. i'm on aim whats your e mail
Tasha: r u in highschool?
JJ147258369: yeah sophmore
Tasha: can u plz change my team
JJ147258369: i can't
Tasha: Is that so?
JJ147258369: yes
Tasha: Oh really?
JJ147258369: whats your aIM
Tasha: Ground zero pretty much explains it.
JJ147258369: whats your aIM
Tasha: Repeating yourself only proves you're an idiot, as I already suspected.
JJ147258369: whats your aIM
Tasha: Someone should kick you for being a repetitive prick.
JJ147258369: whats your aIM
JJ147258369: whats your aIM
JJ147258369: whats your aIM
(SOLO)
Tasha: Awfully quiet in here.
JJ147258369: come on whats your aim
(DATE: 11/27/2009 10:15:13 PM)
JJ147258369: pzl
JJ147258369: are u just a random word generator
(SOLO)
Tasha: I know a guy who rubbed a parrot above him
JJ147258369: are u a real person
JJ147258369: what are you?
JJ147258369: what are you?
JJ147258369: what are you?
JJ147258369: what are you?
JJ147258369: what are you?
JJ147258369: what are you?
JJ147258369: hey stop plz
Tasha: Go away.
Tasha initiated a vote to kick JJ147258369
JJ147258369: why
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(SOLO)
Tasha: A scarred guy crushed a bloody tampon in a gay bar
JJ147258369: tasha are u a real person